the birds and the bees and other nonsense

So as I was in the bathroom this morning my little boys came in and watched me using the toilet...Tim started out the conversation, "So you have 3 holes?" I thought we must be having the where do babies come from talk so I clarified and explained what the 3 holes were for and then I remembered that yesterday I had a wart lasered from my foot. they actually found 2 more little planter warts so in total I had 3 warts removed leaving you guessed it 3 holes. Finally my brain kicked in and I said, yes I have 3 holes on my heel. Yes! That's what we're talking about!!! Yikees! Save that talk for another day...